15 things you should be grateful about being single this Valentine.
The yearly season of romance is back. There is the fragrance of love
hanging everywhere around us. The gift article shops decorated with
Pink balloons and ribbons, restraunts booking Candle-light dinners in
advance, cinemas chocked full with lovers walking hand-in-hand. Every
Tom,Dick and Harry in our friend circle is trying to get laid. Plans
are made to propose the girl in the most romantic way, google too is
busy answering silly questions on 'How-to-' topics like- romantic
propose, romantic places to visit, romantic ideas to woo the
valentine. But so are the #foreverAlone hashtags trending on twitter.
Being Single Sucks. I know.
Hence this Blog post; written solely on the purpose of pointing to the
'Silver-lines' behind the grimy clouds. Read on.
1) You'll save a Ton of money.
Roses, Chocolates, Earrings, Wrist-watch, Perfume, Restraunts,
Petrol....... - everything is costly these days. And the salary is
still limited. Friends have already lent you on previous occasions (if
not, they too might be running in a crisis for the same expenses...)
Papa wouldn't be much generous having seen your academic or
professional achievements so far. Hence, the best consolation would be
that being single you'll save a Ton of money
.
2). Your mobile will remain clutter free.
All that 'Janu , I miss you!' and 'Love Me na?' and those
super-senti-romantic Sms's won't over-brim your inbox. You'r fingers
won't become stiff after typing so many reply to Her texts.
Plus you'll save money on talk and sms plans too!
.
3) You won't have a suspicious mother.
You'll have fewer chances of explaining your Mom why your friend
Jignesh has all of a sudden started calling you daily, with so urgent
tasks that you have to run out of the room.
And in some instances she picks up her call, the 'Customer-care' girl
won't be dragged in to explain the female voice on the other end.
.
4). You'll be less groggy in the day.
You won't have to stay up whole nights speaking to her on the phone.
And you also won't end up in the morning with your voice as Hoarse as
a Horse, due to whispering so long because you didn't want your folks
to wake up.
.
5). Your skin will remain healthy.
De-o sprays, skin creams, after-shaves , harm your skin in the long
run. It is said that hair-gels lead to premature baldness.
I guess you got the point.
.
6). Your younger siblings will grow-up honest.
You won't have to bribe them to keep quite each time they spy-out Emo
messages or shady photos in your cell. Thus it will protect their
young minds from such debauchary in future.
.
7). The local Paan wallah will become your friend.
You can smoke as many cigarettes as you wish without fretting over the
smell or the stained teeth. Sometimes a booze with friends too won't
harm.
.
8). The Khan Clan (Shahrukh khan and Sallu) will remain happy.
You won't have to watch the stupid romantic films that bore you to
death, just to hold her hand in the darkness of a movie hall (if
lucky!). Plus the money for the corner seat!.
Saves them from your rage.
.
9). Your Boss/Teacher/Papa would be happy.
You'll be more productive in your tasks as you won't have to send an
'I love you too, Honey!' text every five minutes.
Or, you'd be able to finish a whole chapter of your textbook in the
time you would've wasted convincing her that "ofcourse I love you
honey, but I have got exams tomorrow." Hence, more marks in the tests.
Papa/teacher khush.
.
10). Your cupboard will remain organised.
You'll be absolutely free to wear that faded T-shirt or that 5th day
jeans. No need to rummage the shelves to find 'the Pink shirt she
likes the most'..
.
11). Your eyes will remain healthy.
As you can ogle at other girls as long as they stay in your field of
vision, your eye muscles will get their necessary exercises. Also the
God will be pleased with you for praising his creations so often with
'Ah! What a Maal!'
12). Your tummy will be healthy too.
.
You won't have to fake "Excuse me Honey, I've got a call." just to
have a relieving fart in the distance. Neither will there be any hurry
in the loo at home, fearing anyone might pick up your phone if she
calls. And yeah, all that Chinese, and Pani-puri, and Chaat necessary
with her won't harm your bowels.
Triple benefits, see!
13). You'll survive even in a jungle, desert, or in the middle of an ocean.
.
You.d be able to watch all the shows on Discovery and Nat-Geo without
being 'Ewww'ed in your ears each time Bear Grylls eats a snake alive.
14). Your vocabulary will improve.
Babies, puppies, teddies, flowers, ice-cream scoops......
You won't be calling 'HOW CUTE!! ' to every thing just because they
look pretty, or adorable, or soft, or sweet.
15). Your Blood pressure will remain in control.
They say cursing relieves the brain of its stress and prevents
hyper-tension. You won't have to replace a sober 'Oh Shit!' in place
of 'Bhe_ch_d' everytime something pisses you off!
Cheers guys! Being Single is the real Fun, see! ! !
hanging everywhere around us. The gift article shops decorated with
Pink balloons and ribbons, restraunts booking Candle-light dinners in
advance, cinemas chocked full with lovers walking hand-in-hand. Every
Tom,Dick and Harry in our friend circle is trying to get laid. Plans
are made to propose the girl in the most romantic way, google too is
busy answering silly questions on 'How-to-' topics like- romantic
propose, romantic places to visit, romantic ideas to woo the
valentine. But so are the #foreverAlone hashtags trending on twitter.
Being Single Sucks. I know.
Hence this Blog post; written solely on the purpose of pointing to the
'Silver-lines' behind the grimy clouds. Read on.
1) You'll save a Ton of money.
Roses, Chocolates, Earrings, Wrist-watch, Perfume, Restraunts,
Petrol....... - everything is costly these days. And the salary is
still limited. Friends have already lent you on previous occasions (if
not, they too might be running in a crisis for the same expenses...)
Papa wouldn't be much generous having seen your academic or
professional achievements so far. Hence, the best consolation would be
that being single you'll save a Ton of money
.
2). Your mobile will remain clutter free.
All that 'Janu , I miss you!' and 'Love Me na?' and those
super-senti-romantic Sms's won't over-brim your inbox. You'r fingers
won't become stiff after typing so many reply to Her texts.
Plus you'll save money on talk and sms plans too!
.
3) You won't have a suspicious mother.
You'll have fewer chances of explaining your Mom why your friend
Jignesh has all of a sudden started calling you daily, with so urgent
tasks that you have to run out of the room.
And in some instances she picks up her call, the 'Customer-care' girl
won't be dragged in to explain the female voice on the other end.
.
4). You'll be less groggy in the day.
You won't have to stay up whole nights speaking to her on the phone.
And you also won't end up in the morning with your voice as Hoarse as
a Horse, due to whispering so long because you didn't want your folks
to wake up.
.
5). Your skin will remain healthy.
De-o sprays, skin creams, after-shaves , harm your skin in the long
run. It is said that hair-gels lead to premature baldness.
I guess you got the point.
.
6). Your younger siblings will grow-up honest.
You won't have to bribe them to keep quite each time they spy-out Emo
messages or shady photos in your cell. Thus it will protect their
young minds from such debauchary in future.
.
7). The local Paan wallah will become your friend.
You can smoke as many cigarettes as you wish without fretting over the
smell or the stained teeth. Sometimes a booze with friends too won't
harm.
.
8). The Khan Clan (Shahrukh khan and Sallu) will remain happy.
You won't have to watch the stupid romantic films that bore you to
death, just to hold her hand in the darkness of a movie hall (if
lucky!). Plus the money for the corner seat!.
Saves them from your rage.
.
9). Your Boss/Teacher/Papa would be happy.
You'll be more productive in your tasks as you won't have to send an
'I love you too, Honey!' text every five minutes.
Or, you'd be able to finish a whole chapter of your textbook in the
time you would've wasted convincing her that "ofcourse I love you
honey, but I have got exams tomorrow." Hence, more marks in the tests.
Papa/teacher khush.
.
10). Your cupboard will remain organised.
You'll be absolutely free to wear that faded T-shirt or that 5th day
jeans. No need to rummage the shelves to find 'the Pink shirt she
likes the most'..
.
11). Your eyes will remain healthy.
As you can ogle at other girls as long as they stay in your field of
vision, your eye muscles will get their necessary exercises. Also the
God will be pleased with you for praising his creations so often with
'Ah! What a Maal!'
12). Your tummy will be healthy too.
.
You won't have to fake "Excuse me Honey, I've got a call." just to
have a relieving fart in the distance. Neither will there be any hurry
in the loo at home, fearing anyone might pick up your phone if she
calls. And yeah, all that Chinese, and Pani-puri, and Chaat necessary
with her won't harm your bowels.
Triple benefits, see!
13). You'll survive even in a jungle, desert, or in the middle of an ocean.
.
You.d be able to watch all the shows on Discovery and Nat-Geo without
being 'Ewww'ed in your ears each time Bear Grylls eats a snake alive.
14). Your vocabulary will improve.
Babies, puppies, teddies, flowers, ice-cream scoops......
You won't be calling 'HOW CUTE!! ' to every thing just because they
look pretty, or adorable, or soft, or sweet.
15). Your Blood pressure will remain in control.
They say cursing relieves the brain of its stress and prevents
hyper-tension. You won't have to replace a sober 'Oh Shit!' in place
of 'Bhe_ch_d' everytime something pisses you off!
Cheers guys! Being Single is the real Fun, see! ! !
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